Thursday, April 1, 2010


"And the priest shall burn them on the altar as a food offering with a pleasing aroma. All fat is the Lord's."
Leviticus 3:16

Indeed, all fat is the Lord's.
For thus says Tim, "The Lord my God is really phat. Srsly."

"It shall be a statute forever throughout your generations, in all your dwelling places, that you eat neither fat nor blood."
Leviticus 3:17

Amen, dude who wrote Leviticus, amen.