Because I'm Not Dead Yet

"Mr. Bunnsy liked being hungry. To him, being hungry meant being able to eat more before feeling full. Hunger, however, did not like Mr. Bunnsy very much. This was because it barely got a chance to settle down before being evicted by Mr. Bunnsy."
-A Terrible Night

Yes, it's a lousy title. That's because all of us were forced to use it by our English teacher.