In The Dark

"Suddenly, Mr. Bunnsy realised a great many things at once. The first was that it was starting to get dark. Even at the pace he was going, he should have reached Howard the Stoat's house by now. The second thing he realised was that he was surrounded by tall, dark and somehow scary looking trees. The third, and probably most important thing he realised, was that he was still hungry. As these thoughts swirled around his furry little head, another thought came unbidden, and intruded very rudely indeed on Mr. Bunnsy.. "I'm a fat little rabbit, and I'm the Dark Wood", he thought. With so many things on his mind, he had, for the first time, more in his head than he did in his stomach."

Yes, I Call It An Update, Because...

"When Mr. Bunnsy looked out of his newly-dug hole, he could see the silhouette of IT against the moon, pacing back and forth. As he watched, he thought, "Is this what it's like to be a carrot?"

Because I'm Not Dead Yet

"Mr. Bunnsy liked being hungry. To him, being hungry meant being able to eat more before feeling full. Hunger, however, did not like Mr. Bunnsy very much. This was because it barely got a chance to settle down before being evicted by Mr. Bunnsy."
-A Terrible Night

Yes, it's a lousy title. That's because all of us were forced to use it by our English teacher.